What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
How Does Montana’s Marriage Rate Compare to Other States?
Montana is famous as a place where people fly fish, snowboard and hunt, but it's underrated as a place for romance.
Average Rent Prices in Missoula Still Increasing— This is by How Much
According to the housing report update, the cost of rent is up 8.62% in the 3rd quarter of this year compared to last year.
Positivity Beats Hate: My Conversation with a Missoula Rabbi
'You don't chase away darkness with broomsticks, you do it with light.'
Why I Think Montanans Are Moving to These 3 States
Montana is awesome but...
Montana Ranked as One of The Least Pet-Friendly States
A website called safewise.com ranked 48 states (not all the data was available from Hawaii and Alaska so they were left out) based on pet-friendliness and Montana came in at #47, with only New Mexico ranking below us. This came as a surprise to me. We've go...
Missoula Parents: You May Qualify For Free School Lunches
Maybe the only good thing about the public health emergency we've been through the last two years was that school meals have been free for all kids. But this year, free and reduced-cost meals will only be given to those who qualify. Not sure if you qualify? You...
The Problems with Owning an Electric Vehicle in Montana
You're probably reading this article for one of two reasons, either you have a genuine curiosity about the potential problems of electric cars in Montana OR you hate clicked this and are getting ready to tear my head off. If you're here for the latter reason, let me assure you that I am not a big-oil shill, in fact, I'm quite environmentally conscious...
Get Boujee: How to Have a Luxurious Day in Missoula
I'm a simple man. I like cheap beer, skateboarding and watching straight-to-Netflix Adam Sandler movies using my parents subscription— but that doesn't mean I can't get boujee once in awhile. What's boujee? Urban Dictionary defines it as "high class, flossin, ballin" Think Real Housewives of wherever. Thos...
The Ultimate Staycation: Where to Visit in Missoula on Your Day Off
Why spend all that $$$ on traveling when we already live in paradise? Not to mention how annoying flying can be, with the over-the-top security measures, lines and hoops you must jump through only to be seated next to someone who has the newest variant of omicron...