Bison

Oh no...this is a NEW story- a tourist put an ELK calf in the back of his car, and drove it to the police station in West Yellowstone.

We all know the whole world is erupting because some guy in Yellowstone thought he was doing the right thing by pulling a bison calf out of the river, but seriously- why should we throw this guy to the wolves given all the other problems facing this country?

Gallatin County Sheriff's officers say cranking this hit AC/DC song usually gets the massive creatures moving.